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24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

1. They both can watch cartoons for hours. And hours. And hours.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same
Via Nickelodeon

2. Until 9 p.m., when they pass out cold.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

3. Lunchables are a vital part of their food pyramid.

Lunchables are a vital part of their food pyramid.

4. Because making a real meal is too damn hard.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

5. They’re constantly dealing with basic fractions.

They're constantly dealing with basic fractions.

6. And they have that one friend they always hit up because he has allllllll the goods.

And they have that one friend they always hit up because he has allllllll the goods.

7. They chill in their pajamas for the majority of the day.

Though their PJs might not be this awesome.

8. So when it’s finally time to put on real clothes, it’s tough to get it together.

So when it's finally time to put on real clothes, it's tough to get it together.

9. They’re always down to post up in a circle with their friends.

They're always down to post up in a circle with their friends.

10. Which, over time, has taught them the importance of sharing.

Which, over time, has taught them the importance of sharing.

Passing to the right. Rookie mistake.

11. They fucking giggle at everything.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

12. And it’s really easy to blow their minds.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

“Duuuuuuude!”

13. As long as a party has pizza or cake, it’s a good party in their book.

As long as a party has pizza or cake, it's a good party in their book.

14. A really, really good party.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

15. They have absolutely no capacity to hold an adult conversation.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

16. No matter how great they think they are, they suck at driving.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

17. 3-D movies are their shit.

3-D movies are their shit.

“Have you seen Happy Feet? You gotta, man. It’s the Citizen Kane of our generation.”

18. They have a very low tolerance for people being un-chill.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

19. They think they’re rockstars every time they pick up an instrument.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

If only.

20. And they think everything they doodle is a masterpiece, man.

And they think everything they doodle is a masterpiece, man.

21. Asking them to pay attention in class is worthless.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same
Via Nickelodeon

22. ‘Cause their attention spans are pretty awful in general.

24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

23. Which could be due to their constant gaming…

Which could be due to their constant gaming...

24. Good thing you’ve grown up since then, right?

Good thing you've grown up since then, right?
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