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20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On “The Hills”

1. Working in fashion is basically nothing like The Hills led you to believe. Firstly, you won’t spend all your time at work doing this:

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

2. True, the fashion business is never short on fancy events and rooftop parties — but you won’t be invited.

True, the fashion business is never short on fancy events and rooftop parties — but you won't be invited.

3. Instead, you’ll probably “work” the event.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

4. No, you can’t let your friends crash.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

5. And no, you can’t do this to guests’ faces.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

6. Working in the “fashion closet” is never this calm or organized.

Working in the "fashion closet" is never this calm or organized.

7. You most definitely won’t have daylong gossip sessions with your co-worker/BFF.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

8. And if you’re actually working in a fashion closet, it won’t look like a photo shoot for Elle Decor.

And if you're actually working in a fashion closet, it won't look like a photo shoot for Elle Decor .

9. You also won’t have any time to goof around or have any kind of fun whatsoever.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

Because you’ll be so busy, you feel like this all day, every day.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

10. You definitely won’t have time to take care of a purse dog.

You definitely won't have time to take care of a purse dog.

Unless you also keep your very own Lo at home to care for it for 14+ hours a day.

11. And you won’t have the time or money to go on swanky dates on random weeknights.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

Some nights you’ll be lucky to have the time or energy for dinner at all.

12. But let’s be honest — you’re not meeting straight guys anyway.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

13. Oh, and if you were to meet Marc Jacobs (which you won’t), you wouldn’t treat him like like any old acquaintance.

Oh, and if you were to meet Marc Jacobs (which you won't), you wouldn't treat him like like any old acquaintance.

Because you’d be too busy doing this.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

14. Oh, and you’d never be in a major brand’s fashion show because the model couldn’t make it last-minute.

Oh, and you'd never be in a major brand's fashion show because the model couldn't make it last-minute.

15. You will certainly not end up on a magazine cover.

You will certainly not end up on a magazine cover.

16. And you’ll never be “the girl who didn’t go to Paris,” because you won’t get asked.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

17. And if you were miraculously asked to go and then turned it down to spend a summer with your loser boyfriend instead, you would never be asked again.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

Life lessons from Lauren Conrad: Always say yes to Paris.

18. You won’t attend any galas or balls. And you definitely won’t get to borrow clothes from Alberta Ferretti to wear to anything.

You won't attend any galas or balls. And you definitely won't get to borrow clothes from Alberta Ferretti to wear to anything.

But you might get a free promotional T-shirt from a crappy gift bag your boss didn’t want.

19. You wouldn’t leave a fabulous ball early to steal away on a motorcycle with a Frenchman.

You wouldn't leave a fabulous ball early to steal away on a motorcycle with a Frenchman.

Because if you had to be there for work and you just left, you’d get fired.

20. You actually might never work for, speak to, or come in contact with Kelly Cutrone.

You actually might never work for, speak to, or come in contact with Kelly Cutrone.

Contrary to what every fashion reality show ever would lead you to believe.

Are you feeling disappointed? Disillusioned?

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"

It’s all The Hills’ fault.

20 Lies About Working In Fashion You Heard On "The Hills"
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