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34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

1. Um, you know what, I…I think you’ve had enough.

Um, you know what, I...I think you've had enough.

2. Oh…yep…yeah, you’re just falling all over the place now.

Oh...yep...yeah, you're just falling all over the place now.

3. C’mon, dog, that’s…that’s a wall. Do you even know where you are right now?

C'mon, dog, that's...that's a wall. Do you even know where you are right now?

4. No, that’s it. You’re done. Give me the bottle.

No, that's it. You're done. Give me the bottle.

5. Dude, how many drinks did you even have?

Dude, how many drinks did you even have?

6. Well, now you’re just stumbling over everything.

Well, now you're just stumbling over everything.

7. Basically just making a fool of yourself.

Basically just making a fool of yourself.

8. OK, well, I know you’re not sleeping. YOU’RE ABOUT TO PASS OUT. And I’m not carrying your drunk ass home.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

9. Fine, go ahead and make faces at me. But you’re cut off.

Fine, go ahead and make faces at me. But you're cut off.

10. You can bitch all you want. You’re not having any more. You had, like, three Long Island Iced Teas. THREE.

You can bitch all you want. You're not having any more. You had, like, three Long Island Iced Teas. THREE.

11. Frankly, I’m surprised you’re even alive right now.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

12. OK, well now you’re just being belligerent.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

13. Can’t even sit up straight.

Can't even sit up straight.

14. That joke you thought was funny earlier? Racist. Just plain racist. I had to cover for you.

That joke you thought was funny earlier? Racist. Just plain racist. I had to cover for you.

15. Can’t even get up the stairs without help.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

16. You can barely walk.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

17. OK, sure, just dance it off.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

18. No, don’t even try to hide and then sneak into the kitchen and grab another drink. YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH.

No, don't even try to hide and then sneak into the kitchen and grab another drink. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.

19. You keep creeping into everyone’s pictures.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

20. You screamed an obscenity at that bartender. She was pretty offended, actually.

You screamed an obscenity at that bartender. She was pretty offended, actually.

21. Can you even breathe?

Can you even breathe?

22. HOW DID YOU GET ANOTHER DRINK? No. Give it to me.

HOW DID YOU GET ANOTHER DRINK? No. Give it to me.

23. This is unbelievable. You’re out of control right now.

This is unbelievable. You're out of control right now.

24. Just go get something to eat.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

25. You know what? I’m embarrassed for you. Honestly.

You know what? I'm embarrassed for you. Honestly.

26. Oh, god. Now you’ve done it. Broken everything. I told you not to have another drink. Just couldn’t stop yourself, could you?

Oh, god. Now you've done it. Broken everything. I told you not to have another drink. Just couldn't stop yourself, could you?

27. OK, you know what? I’m done taking care of you. You’re a mess.

34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off

28. WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT WIG? WE DIDN’T COME INTO THIS BAR WITH A WIG.

WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT WIG? WE DIDN'T COME INTO THIS BAR WITH A WIG.

29. OK, yeah, now you’re feeling, it aren’t you? I swear to God, if you throw up, I’ll make your drunk ass clean it up.

OK, yeah, now you're feeling, it aren't you? I swear to God, if you throw up, I'll make your drunk ass clean it up.

30. You disgust me. Look at yourself.

You disgust me. Look at yourself.

31. Can…can you even get up? No, you can’t, can you? You’re stuck. You’re drunk and stuck.

Can...can you even get up? No, you can't, can you? You're stuck. You're drunk and stuck.

32. No more. In fact, you probably shouldn’t drink again ever.

No more. In fact, you probably shouldn't drink again ever.

33. Pretty much the messiest drunk I’ve ever met.

 

34. Just…go sleep it off, you filthy drunk.

Just...go sleep it off, you filthy drunk.
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