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The 33 Most Important Cuddling Positions

1. The Yin Yang

No, it’s not a perfect Yin Yang, but if formal perfection is what you’re looking for, you should get out of the cuddle game and into, like, collecting stamps. There is a kind of perfection in this cuddle, but it is the kind of perfection that can only be found in the heart or whatever.

The Yin Yang

2. The Reluctant Snuggler

Traditionally, a cuddle should be entered into with equal enthusiasm from every participant, but this is no traditional cuddle. This is a cuddle of self-discovery; a cuddle of harsh truths; a long dark cuddle of the soul.

The Reluctant Snuggler

3. The Double Plank

This Cuddle Position is suitable for beginners, but it does involve a backward-facing nose nuzzle, so make sure you’ve got your nuzzling techniques down before you attempt it.

The Double Plank

4. The “Three For The Price Of One”

To effectively pull of this cuddle, you will need three (3) tired French bulldogs, and one (1) affable and accepting human child. Some assembly required.

The "Three For The Price Of One"

5. The “Bobcat And Fawn”

An EXTREMELY rare cuddling position that is less about the arrangement of the snugglers and more about their deep and abiding unlikeliness. Do not attempt outside of a controlled environment.

The "Bobcat And Fawn"

6. The Deadliest Sin

If sloth is deadly, two sloths hugging it up is positively lethal. Be careful with this one.

The Deadliest Sin

7. The Sideways Teddy

Teddy selection is vital to pulling off a successful Sideways Teddy. You’ll want a bear that is small, patient, and able to sustain a somewhat vulnerable expression for the entire cuddle duration.

The Sideways Teddy

8. The Cuddle Puddle

A good Cuddle Puddle requires total commitment from each participant. Schedule around nap time for best results.

The Cuddle Puddle

9. The “Never Let You Go”

This is a fantastic cuddle position for anyone whose love for another person is tinged with an inexorable terror that they will leave.

The 33 Most Important Cuddling Positions

10. The Death Grip

Half snorgle, half surprise attack, this is a great cuddle for any time when you are worried that your huggee may be armed and dangerous.

The 33 Most Important Cuddling Positions

11. The “Sleep With One Eye Open”

A perfect cuddle for the debilitatingly paranoid.

The "Sleep With One Eye Open"

12. The Slow And Steady

Take your time with this cuddle. The world can wait.

The Slow And Steady

13. The Cape

Drape yourself around a friend and pretend you’re saving the world. For all intents and purposes, you are.

The Cape

14. The Deep Sea Diver

You are an explorer, trawling the depths of the Earth’s inscrutable oceans for new discoveries. You have discovered a fluffy octopus toy. Cuddle with it.

The Deep Sea Diver

The Forbidden Fruit

One part shame, one part defiance, and two parts passion. This is a four-part cuddle for the ages.

The Forbidden Fruit

15. The Perfect Circle

Find a loved one, put your heads together, get circular, and go to sleep. Easy as Pi.

The Perfect Circle

16. The Full Spoon

Another absolute classic of cuddling — this is a beginner’s position, but it’s a crowded field, so you’ll need to innovate with it if you want to stand out. Why not try it in an armchair for added difficulty?

The Full Spoon

17. The Double Smile

Too many cuddlers focus on what’s going on with their arms and their bodies and ignore what’s going on with their faces. The trick with a cuddle position like The Double Smile is to really focus on how happy it’s making you and let it show. Get smug with that hug.

The Double Smile

18. The Double Smile (Goat Edition)

Same as above, except with a goat. Very rare and difficult to pull off.

The Double Smile (Goat Edition)

19. The Frontal Cuddle

One of the absolute classics. If you are new to cuddling, this is the first one you should learn. Just find an amenable kangaroo and get to work.

The Frontal Cuddle

20. The Mane Attraction

Often disastrously confused with its considerably less dangerous relative, the Frontal Cuddle.

The Mane Attraction

21. The Arm Drape

Don’t be fooled by the casual implications of the title: This is a cuddle that is best enacted with a full heart and a certain degree of ardency.

The Arm Drape

22. The Peekaboo

For this advanced position, you will need to find two unsuspecting Frontal Cuddlers and totally blow up their spot.

The Peekaboo

23. The Lateral Climb

Find your tallest friend and climb them, laterally. They won’t mind.

The Lateral Climb

24. The Full-Body Whisper

Shhhhh. What’s that sound? It is the sound of a small piglet essentially climbing into your ear. It’s nicer than you’d think.

The Full-Body Whisper

25. The “Caught In The Act”

This important cuddle position is 50% facial expression, 50% body alignment, and 50% questionable intentions. This is a 150% kind of cuddle.

The "Caught In The Act"

26. The Face To Face

Find someone you like and put your face in their face. Technically more a Nuzzle than a Cuddle, but let’s not get pedantic about this.

The Face To Face

27. The Cherry On Top

Pretend you are two essential parts of a very nice pie. This is quite a good rule for life generally.

The Cherry On Top

28. The “Alas, Poor Yorick”

Find a fellow of infinite jest and hold his head whilst you declaim. This can be extremely cathartic.

The "Alas, Poor Yorick"

29. The Third Wheel

The more affection that you put into this cuddle, the harder it is on the left-out third party. This is a devilish equation where you put in love and you get out jealousy.

The Third Wheel

30. The Awkward Drape

Feel free to get as awkward as you like with this one. Lots of things can get oddly complicated when you have legs for arms.

The Awkward Drape

31. The Unexpected Nuzzle

Take someone by surprise with a nuzzle. They will almost certainly hug you back instinctively, and then you just got a cuddle FOR FREE.

The Unexpected Nuzzle

32. The Pyramus And Thisbe

Also called “The Friendly Neighbor.” They can build a wall between you but your love will burst through it. Or over it. Hopefully the wall is not too tall.

The Pyramus And Thisbe

33. The Total Commitment

Clear your mind of EVERYTHING and literally hurl yourself into this cuddle. It’ll do you a power of good.

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