html текст
All interests
  • All interests
  • Design
  • Food
  • Gadgets
  • Humor
  • News
  • Photo
  • Travel
  • Video
Click to see the next recommended page
Like it
Don't like
Add to Favorites

27 Reasons Why You Should Never Tan

1. Cards on the table, I am pale. Irish pale. Like this girl sunbathing. No, not her. The other one.

Cards on the table, I am pale. Irish pale. Like this girl sunbathing. No, not her. The other one.

2. This is me.

This is me.

3. Fellow pale Irish person Niall Horan understands.

Fellow pale Irish person Niall Horan understands.

4. Us pale people know to fear the sun. For us, tan is a four letter word.

Us pale people know to fear the sun. For us, tan is a four letter word.

5. But I’m OK with it. Because tanning is awful.

But I'm OK with it. Because tanning is awful.

6. Up until the 1920s, it wasn’t considered refined in Western countries to tan.

Up until the 1920s, it wasn't considered refined in Western countries to tan.

7. In fact, a backronym for the word ‘posh’ derives from the phrase ‘Port Out, Starboard Home’ - ie the shadiest sides of the ship on each voyage.

In fact, a backronym for the word 'posh' derives from the phrase 'Port Out, Starboard Home' - ie the shadiest sides of the ship on each voyage.

8. Tanning came back into fashion after Coco Chanel accidentally got sunburnt on holidays.

Tanning came back into fashion after Coco Chanel accidentally got sunburnt on holidays.

9. Her friends liked her suntan, and the trend caught on. Cheers, Coco.

Her friends liked her suntan, and the trend caught on. Cheers, Coco.

10. But really, let’s think about this. Is a tan worth it?

But really, let's think about this. Is a tan worth it?

11. Yeah, you can prove exactly how sunny your holiday was.

Yeah, you can prove exactly how sunny your holiday was.

12. And sure, you’ve got a sunkissed glow.

And sure, you've got a sunkissed glow.

13. But you’re hiding your true colours.

But you're hiding your true colours.

14. No matter how much attention you pay to your suncream, there’ll always be a bit you miss.

No matter how much attention you pay to your suncream, there'll always be a bit you miss.

15. And you’ll have to live with the consequences of your actions.

And you'll have to live with the consequences of your actions.

16. And let’s say, against all odds, you manage to avoid sunburn, and pick up a tan.

And let's say, against all odds, you manage to avoid sunburn, and pick up a tan.
Getty Images

17. Your friends will either tell you how odd you look…

27 Reasons Why You Should Never Tan

18. Or tell you how you look unwell once it fades.

27 Reasons Why You Should Never Tan

19. Fake tan’s not much better.

Fake tan's not much better.

20. Especially if you happen to get dumped.

Especially if you happen to get dumped.

21. Let’s not even talk about tanning booths, or the health risks involved.

Let's not even talk about tanning booths, or the health risks involved.

22. Come on now. Would you rather be Lindsay, or Nicola?

Come on now. Would you rather be Lindsay, or Nicola?

23. Donatella or Dita?

Donatella or Dita?
Getty / Getty Images

24. Tan Mom or Tilda?

Tan Mom or Tilda?
forcesofgeek.com / Via Getty

25. Thought as much. So pick up that parasol.

Thought as much. So pick up that parasol.
Getty Images

26. Throw on that sunhat.

Throw on that sunhat.

27. And come join me in the glorious, glorious shade.

And come join me in the glorious, glorious shade.
Читать дальше
Twitter
Одноклассники
Мой Мир

материал с buzzfeed.com

1

      Add

      You can create thematic collections and keep, for instance, all recipes in one place so you will never lose them.

      No images found
      Previous Next 0 / 0
      500
      • Advertisement
      • Animals
      • Architecture
      • Art
      • Auto
      • Aviation
      • Books
      • Cartoons
      • Celebrities
      • Children
      • Culture
      • Design
      • Economics
      • Education
      • Entertainment
      • Fashion
      • Fitness
      • Food
      • Gadgets
      • Games
      • Health
      • History
      • Hobby
      • Humor
      • Interior
      • Moto
      • Movies
      • Music
      • Nature
      • News
      • Photo
      • Pictures
      • Politics
      • Psychology
      • Science
      • Society
      • Sport
      • Technology
      • Travel
      • Video
      • Weapons
      • Web
      • Work
        Submit
        Valid formats are JPG, PNG, GIF.
        Not more than 5 Мb, please.
        30
        surfingbird.ru/site/
        RSS format guidelines
        500
        • Advertisement
        • Animals
        • Architecture
        • Art
        • Auto
        • Aviation
        • Books
        • Cartoons
        • Celebrities
        • Children
        • Culture
        • Design
        • Economics
        • Education
        • Entertainment
        • Fashion
        • Fitness
        • Food
        • Gadgets
        • Games
        • Health
        • History
        • Hobby
        • Humor
        • Interior
        • Moto
        • Movies
        • Music
        • Nature
        • News
        • Photo
        • Pictures
        • Politics
        • Psychology
        • Science
        • Society
        • Sport
        • Technology
        • Travel
        • Video
        • Weapons
        • Web
        • Work

          Submit

          Thank you! Wait for moderation.

          Тебе это не нравится?

          You can block the domain, tag, user or channel, and we'll stop recommend it to you. You can always unblock them in your settings.

          • buzzfeed.com
          • домен buzzfeed.com

          Get a link

          Спасибо, твоя жалоба принята.

          Log on to Surfingbird

          Recover
          Sign up

          or

          Welcome to Surfingbird.com!

          You'll find thousands of interesting pages, photos, and videos inside.
          Join!

          • Personal
            recommendations

          • Stash
            interesting and useful stuff

          • Anywhere,
            anytime

          Do we already know you? Login or restore the password.

          Close

          Add to collection

             

            Facebook

            Ваш профиль на рассмотрении, обновите страницу через несколько секунд

            Facebook

            К сожалению, вы не попадаете под условия акции