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What It’s Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

1. So EVERYONE you know is talking about Bikram yoga. You finally accept an offer to go to a class thinking, “Ease, ease, ease. I can do this.”

So EVERYONE you know is talking about Bikram yoga. You finally accept an offer to go to a class thinking, "Ease, ease, ease. I can do this."

“I’m gonna look like this guy!”

2. “Plus, I played REAL SPORTS for a few years so how damn hard can it be?”

"Plus, I played REAL SPORTS for a few years so how damn hard can it be?"

3. Plus I will look fab.

Plus I will look fab.

Not that I need it.

4. So you arrive at the class thinking:

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

5. But then you walk into the class and the HEAT hits you.

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

6. You set up your little mat in an open space and lay down fast thinking:

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

7. LITTLE DO YOU REALIZE THIS HELL AWAITS YOU.

LITTLE DO YOU REALIZE THIS HELL AWAITS YOU.

8. OK, so the class starts with an instructor directing you to do some breathing exercises. No big deal, baby. I can do this.

OK, so the class starts with an instructor directing you to do some breathing exercises. No big deal, baby. I can do this.

9. But it feels like you’re breathing this:

But it feels like you're breathing this:

10. OK, so it starts to get a bit hot and you’re sweating.

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

11. Then this shit starts. The poses are relatively easy but holding them is HARD.

Then this shit starts. The poses are relatively easy but holding them is HARD.

12. Sweat begins to sting your eyes and you are really wishing you brought a pair of these:

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

13. And then you start doing this crazy flexing stuff.

And then you start doing this crazy flexing stuff.

14. And your muscles are exhausting a bit.

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

15. THEN YOU HAVE TO START PUTTING YOU BODY PARTS IN PLACES THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN.

THEN YOU HAVE TO START PUTTING YOU BODY PARTS IN PLACES THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN.

16. Now this is you:

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

17. And you actually really start NEEDING water BUT IT DOES NOT HELP!!!!

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

18. DO THIS?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I CAN HARDLY STAND RIGHT NOW!

DO THIS?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I CAN HARDLY STAND RIGHT NOW!

19. During the triangle pose you actually lose your balance and almost slip in your own sweat.

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

20. At some point during the standing stretches you feel like this:

At some point during the standing stretches you feel like this:

21. Then the demon instructor releases you for a moment. “OH THANK GOD WE GET A DRINK BREAK”

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

22. You sit back down in a gigantic puddle where your mat used to be and realize:

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

23. And you probably have to take off your shirt because it is just a soaked through rag by this point.

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

24. THE INSTRUCTOR TELLS YOU TO BE AN AIRPLANE. THAT IS WHAT THIS MEANS:

THE INSTRUCTOR TELLS YOU TO BE AN AIRPLANE. THAT IS WHAT THIS MEANS:

25. “I can’t get my feet off the ground.”

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

26. BEND BACKWARD AND LOOK AT THE MIRROR?!

BEND BACKWARD AND LOOK AT THE MIRROR?!

27. “How about I just look at the ceiling and try to keep the sweat out of my eyes?”

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

28. TOUCH MY HEAD TO WHERE?!

TOUCH MY HEAD TO WHERE?!

30. By the final stretches, you’re just limping along.

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

31. Then the torture ends and you lay down like this:

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

32. Laying on your mat in a haze and total defeat, the instructor hands you a cold towel. And it is like this:

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

33. When it’s all over, you realize in your state of exhaustion that you have to clean up after yourself.

What It's Like Going To Bikram Yoga For The First Time

34. And you leave feeling like this:

And you leave feeling like this:

35. This seems like a very long time ago.

This seems like a very long time ago.

36. And if you ever saw this devil in the street you would punch him in the face.

And if you ever saw this devil in the street you would punch him in the face.

But he would dodge it because he is so DAMN FLEXIBLE.

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