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24 Ways We Should All Be More Like Scandinavians

1. Let’s ditch Santa Claus.

Let's ditch Santa Claus.

And replace him with Joulupukki, who comes from Lapland rather than the North Pole. He visits after dinner, on Christmas Eve, in person. So we wouldn’t have to wake up at 6am, we’d get our presents a day early and we’d get to meet him. Win, win, win.

2. Pay more taxes.

Pay more taxes.

I know, I know. In Sweden, the average worker pays close to 60% of his or her wages in taxes. But they get it back in excellent child care, hospitals, old people’s homes and jails. So it kinda works.

3. Get cuter wildlife.

 

Elks, huskies and reindeer are basically the best animals.

4. Let’s try to produce more men like this, please.

Let's try to produce more men like this, please.

Hi there, Alexander Skarsgård, MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Image by Barry King / Getty Images

5. And make more TV dramas like this.

And make more TV dramas like this.

Source: madman.com.au

6. We really should stop giggling about nudity.

We really should stop giggling about nudity.

And start enjoying saunas.

7. Be nicer to our mums.

Be nicer to our mums.

All pregnant women in Finland get a state-provided starter kit, regardless of their socio-economic background, which means their infant mortality rate is one of the lowest in the world.

8. And let’s be nice to dads too.

And let's be nice to dads too.

To make sure kids get equal attention from both mum and dad, all fathers have to take two months paternity leave in Sweden. It’s the most generous paternity law in the world, and they’re currently looking to extend it.

9. Let’s stop living so near each other.

Let's stop living so near each other.

There are 650 people living in every square mile in Britain. In Finland, there are 44. Imagine not hearing your neighbour have sex every night. That would be nice, wouldn’t it?

10. Exclusive restaurants? Theirs are better.

Exclusive restaurants? Theirs are better.

Forget queuing up for three hours to eat another overpriced burger in London. If we want to do the whole exclusive thing, let’s go all out. Sweden’s Faviken, one of the world’s top 50 restaurants, has only 12 seats and is based on a remote farm 600km from Stockholm.


And Denmark’s Noma, the best restaurant in the world, has a daily 1,000-person waiting list.

11. We should stop working so hard.

We should stop working so hard.

No one works after 5pm in Denmark, and working at weekends is unheard of. The idea is that families can then always eat together. Oh yeah, and Copenhagen’s the world’s happiest city.

12. And sort out our schools.

And sort out our schools.

Finnish schools have no uniforms, no entrance exams, no fees, no league tables and no Ofsted inspections. No one starts school until they’re seven-years-old and dividing children into sets based on ability is illegal. Kids address teachers by their first names and no one ever gets more than 30 minutes homework a night. And yet, since 2000, Finland has topped pretty much ever educational league table ever.

Source: finland.fi

13. And our healthcare.

And our healthcare.

Call a doctor in Norway or Sweden and you’ll get an appointment that day. Have a baby, and you’ll get a three-day retreat in a patient hotel with 24-hour midwives at your beck and call. For free.

14. We ought to make liquorice salty.

We ought to make liquorice salty.

IT’S SO GOOD.

15. We should fill rye crusts with rice.

We should fill rye crusts with rice.

And stop stuffing food into greasy pastries. These Karelian piirakkaa are traditional pies from eastern Finland which are eaten with munavoi, a mixture of butter and boiled eggs. Sounds gross, but is actually really good. And healthier than a Cornish pasty.

Source: foodists.ca

16. Speaking of food, let’s use cinnamon in so many more things.

Speaking of food, let's use cinnamon in so many more things.

These Finnish cinnamon pastries are called korvapuusti and they’re like little bites of heaven.

17. We should celebrate Midsummer’s Eve more.

We should celebrate Midsummer's Eve more.

We kind of do this in bits of the UK, but in Sweden it involves loads of herb-picking, maypole dancing and heavy drinking. And there’s talk of it becoming an official holiday.

18. We should write more books about girls like this.

We should write more books about girls like this.

Pippi Longstocking lives on her own and can lift up a horse with one hand, despite being just NINE-YEARS-OLD. That’s cool.

19. Erm, let’s carry our wives.

Erm, let's carry our wives.

So this, eukonkanto, is a genuine sport in Scandinavia. Men carry their wives through obstacle courses and get beer-based prizes according to how heavy their wives are.

20. But seriously, let’s watch better sports.

But seriously, let's watch better sports.

How is ski jumping (literally skiing down a massive ramp and seeing how far you can go) not a million times more exciting than Premiership football?

21. Let’s have some more interesting royals.

Let's have some more interesting royals.

Hate to be controversial, but Kate Middleton hasn’t really done anything that exciting, has she? Victoria, the Crown Princess of Sweden, on the other hand, studied at Yale, and worked as a diplomat at the Ministry for Foreign Affairs. She’s just quite a lot better.

22. Let’s get inventive with our jams.

Let's get inventive with our jams.

Strawberry and raspberry jam? YAWN. Lingonberry and cloudberry jam? Now we’re talking.

23. We really need to stop pretending that slushy stuff we sometimes get is snow.

We really need to stop pretending that slushy stuff we sometimes get is snow.

There’s the real stuff. In March, the north of Finland is covered in 90cms of snow. That’s three long rulers of snow.

24. And when it all goes wrong, let’s learn to laugh.

And when it all goes wrong, let's learn to laugh.

Swedish politician Lars Ohly tweeted a picture of his balls by mistake this week. And then when he noticed, he LOL’d. “Ha ha,” he tweeted, “I accidentally posted a picture on Instagram that showed more than intend. Now corrected.” What an excellent, v. Scandi, reaction.

Source: index.hr
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