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17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

So all of your friends went out and had babies.

So all of your friends went out and had babies.

1. Ninety percent of the time, this means your life becomes less meaningful unless you have a baby too.

Ninety percent of the time, this means your life becomes less meaningful unless you have a baby too.

2. “OMG! Do you want to hold him/her?”

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

After saying, “No, it’s really OK” five times.

3. “You would feel complete if you just settled down and had a baby or eight.”

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

But really….

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

I’m good.

4. Wine is no longer appropriate for play dates.

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

5. Yes, my dog IS my child.

Yes, my dog IS my child.

BONUS: I don’t have to pay for college.

6. Apparently having children is the only acceptable reason to be tired.

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

“You don’t know TIRED until you’ve had kids.”

7. The “work–life balance” is more important for parents.

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

“You can stay late since you don’t have a family at home waiting for you.”

8. Nope, poop is still not cute no matter how cute the baby is.

Nope, poop is still not cute no matter how cute the baby is.

9. Kids make people do weird things.

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

10. And all the moms are like this:

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

11. They bring the kids EVERYWHERE.

They bring the kids EVERYWHERE.

12. You’re left to drink alone at the bar.

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst
17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

…or under your desk.

13. You can’t get on Facebook anymore… or Instagram.

You can't get on Facebook anymore... or Instagram.

14. They judge everything you do.

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

15. Picking up a six-pack loses all meaning.

Picking up a six-pack loses all meaning.

16. When you say you don’t want kids:

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst

17. When they realize you’re calling them out on BuzzFeed:

17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst
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