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A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

1. “Teen Dream” follows British teens Darren and Natalie who have grown up next door to each other.

"Teen Dream" follows British teens Darren and Natalie who have grown up next door to each other.

2. Things are changing inside their bodies, attacking them in the middle of the night.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

3. Darren now finds that he has “the desire for sex.”

Darren now finds that he has "the desire for sex."
A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)
A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

6. “The girl next door has become the woman of his dreams.”

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

7. He and Natalie have a conversation about how she wants to get a tattoo.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

8. But he can’t really focus on what she’s saying.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

(Unrelated: the way he says’s tattoo is so cute and overpronounced.)

9. Darren has a sexy dream where he imagines he’s giving Natalie a tattoo.

Darren has a sexy dream where he imagines he's giving Natalie a tattoo.

10. Which looks like this.

Which looks like this.

11. Which leads Darren to get…excited.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

12. The hottest guy in school is named David Blane.

The hottest guy in school is named David Blane.

(A text from Natalie’s best friend Simone.)

13. He’s demoted in the school musical (a rap version of Romeo and Juliet) for Darren because David Blane can’t sing.

He's demoted in the school musical (a rap version of Romeo and Juliet) for Darren because David Blane can't sing.

14. Natalie is not pleased.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

15. “Darren and Natalie are losing control of their bodies to hormones…Last night, Darren had a testosterone surge, with unfortunate consequences.”

"Darren and Natalie are losing control of their bodies to hormones...Last night, Darren had a testosterone surge, with unfortunate consequences."

16. Darren really can’t catch a break; his “penis has a mind of its own.”

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

17. Meanwhile, “While Darren suffers at the hand of hormones, Natalie is benefitting.”

Meanwhile, "While Darren suffers at the hand of hormones, Natalie is benefitting."

18. David Blane gets it.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

19. Dude is really bold.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

20. Luckily best friend Simone is not having it.

Luckily best friend Simone is not having it.

21. Two months later, the Romeo and Juliet rap musical is still in rehearsals and Darren’s growth spurt means he STILL can’t catch a break.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

22. His muscles are getting bigger though, and David Blane is jealous.

His muscles are getting bigger though, and David Blane is jealous.

23. (Caught looking at something else he’s jealous of.)

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

24. As Darren gets hotter, Natalie has the tattoo dream too.

As Darren gets hotter, Natalie has the tattoo dream too.

25. Who will she pick to finish the tattoo?

Who will she pick to finish the tattoo?

26. Unfortunately for Natalie, underarm hair is happening.

Unfortunately for Natalie, underarm hair is happening.

27. And it doesn’t smell good.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

28. David’s not digging it.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)
A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

30. And Natalie knows it.

And Natalie knows it.

31. Pimples strike girls too.

Pimples strike girls too.

32. She’s also discovering that David Blane is kind of a dick.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

33. Don’t worry, Darren lets him have it.

Don't worry, Darren lets him have it.

34. The only problem now is that Simone is into Darren!

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

35. Darren, sweetie, haven’t you learned you can’t dance?

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

Also that SHIRT! What a terrible Romeo and Juliet rap musical this is going to be.

36. He’s feeling so good he’s decided this would be the time to kiss his poster of Britney Spears.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

37. He’s doing this while his first sperm is growing, and while Natalie has just gotten her first period.

He's doing this while his first sperm is growing, and while Natalie has just gotten her first period.

38. By the way, we should mention that Darren has this nebbish little friend with no name.

By the way, we should mention that Darren has this nebbish little friend with no name.

He hangs around.

39. Finally, the musical is ready and so is THE DANCING.

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

40. The worst part is when Darren’s voice cracks during the musical because “testosterone has one last cruel trick to play on Darren.”

The worst part is when Darren's voice cracks during the musical because "testosterone has one last cruel trick to play on Darren."

“Now Darren can’t trust himself to speak at all.”

41. Yet: !!!

A Recap Of The Most Glorious Sex Ed Video Ever Made (SFW)

43. It’s a happy ending.

It's a happy ending.

“Humans are the only animals to experience such a long, drawn-out puberty, probably because we need time to learn the complex rules of our species before sex gets in the way.”

44. You can watch the whole episode here.

You will definitely learn a lot.

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