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26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

26. For the best results, apply pie DIRECTLY to your target’s face.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

25. You can, however, experiment with angles.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

24. But for amateur pie-throwers, stick with the simple pleasure of smashing a pie aggressively into your target’s face directly.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

23. Try to pick a well-deserved target… you don’t want to waste a pie on just anybody.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

22. But understand EVERYONE is a potential pie target.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

21. In fact, try pieing someone who doesn’t deserve it. Just because.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

20. POW. RIGHT IN THE KISSER.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

19. Catch your victim by surprise for ultimate shaming pie-in-the-face effect.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

18. For added suspenseful pleasure, pie your target in slow motion.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

17. Apply the pie directly to the side of the face for maximum surface coverage.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

16. If necessary, rub the pie INTO the target’s face for deep, pie penetration.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

15. Be sure to fully capture the victim’s displeasure. This is, after all, what it’s all about.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

14. Avoid hitting the top of your target’s head, because you’ll lose too much pie.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

13. If necessary, wait until your target is asleep for heightened pie precision.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

12. Choose a pie of lighter consistency for an added entertaining splat.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

11. Let your target know you mean business — you’re dedicating this pie entirely to their face, they should know how you feel.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

10. Again, smash the whipped cream violently into your target’s eyes after the initial blow for added effect.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

9. Always pay attention to your surroundings: You can quickly become a target yourself.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

8. Don’t be TOO obvious. A sneaky pie attack is best.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

7. For advanced pie attackers, target your pie victim while they’re preoccupied with something important.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

6. Although, a suspecting target is a still a worthy one.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

5. In fact, a willing target might be persuaded to essentially pie themselves.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

4. Remember: Hit the side of the face for maximum surface area coverage.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

3. And don’t forget to relish in your victim’s pie-induced displeasure.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

2. IN CONCLUSION: You can never pie someone TOO much. There is never TOO MUCH pie in the face.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

1. And, of course, be sure to enjoy. It is, after all, delicious pie.

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face
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