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Ode To The Adidas Shower Sandal

1. You, you beacon of blue and white,

You, you beacon of blue and white,
Source: zappos.com

2. And your brethren, the black and white with your ergonomic massagers,

And your brethren, the black and white with your ergonomic massagers,
Source: zappos.com

3. Your clear rubber nodules soothe and annoint my feet,

Your clear rubber nodules soothe and annoint my feet,
Source: flickr.com

4. I scoff at my fellow man, his toes trapped in their sneaker prison,

I scoff at my fellow man, his toes trapped in their sneaker prison,
Source: flickr.com

5. The birds of the sky, they are kin to my toes as we both feel the freedom of the open air,

The birds of the sky, they are kin to my toes as we both feel the freedom of the open air,
Source: flickr.com

6. In my sandals, in my pants, they are united by stripes. They are legion in swag,

In my sandals, in my pants, they are united by stripes. They are legion in swag,
Source: flickr.com

7. As I tramp these cold and dark streets you are my lone companion,

As I tramp these cold and dark streets you are my lone companion,
Source: flickr.com

8. My socks! My socks! My black knights keeping my feet from chafing! Praise to thee.

My socks! My socks! My black knights keeping my feet from chafing! Praise to thee.
Source: flickr.com

9. In my jorts and my sandals I am wrapped in the casual/sporty comforts of the world,

In my jorts and my sandals I am wrapped in the casual/sporty comforts of the world,
Source: flickr.com

10. I shuffle down the dorm hallway in my Old Navy denim cargos and you, my steadfast sandal,

I shuffle down the dorm hallway in my Old Navy denim cargos and you, my steadfast sandal,
Source: flickr.com

11. With you, my sweet sweet Adidas sandals, we shall rest in the soft grass together,

With you, my sweet sweet Adidas sandals, we shall rest in the soft grass together,
Source: flickr.com

12. And the bitter wet cold snow,

And the bitter wet cold snow,
Source: flickr.com

13. I will press my weight upon you, bearing down on your rubber nubs, nubbling them further, grinding them down,

I will press my weight upon you, bearing down on your rubber nubs, nubbling them further, grinding them down,
Source: flickr.com

14. I desecrate you, dissolve you with the sheer force gravity pushing down on the blood and cells in my body

I desecrate you, dissolve you with the sheer force gravity pushing down on the blood and cells in my body
Source: flickr.com

15. But you, my Adidas shower sandals, I shall love for the rest of my years.

But you, my Adidas shower sandals, I shall love for the rest of my years.
Source: flickr.com

16. All day, I dream about shower sandals.

All day, I dream about shower sandals.
Source: flickr.com
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