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Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

1. Before even attempting your goal, you have to have ALL your dreams destroyed by some asshole who trips and causes you to fall and lose the race.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

2. So now you have to find a completely new passion. And you pick one you know nothing about. And the only person who can help you is…

So now you have to find a completely new passion. And you pick one you know nothing about. And the only person who can help you is...

3. John Candy.

John Candy.

4. And you have to be really nice to him. Which isn’t necessarily difficult, but isn’t fun either.

And you have to be really nice to him. Which isn't necessarily difficult, but isn't fun either.

5. And then you have to stalk this overweight, angry, unpleasant man (in the bathroom, no less) to convince him to coach you. Getting out of a cell phone contract is easier than this.

And then you have to stalk this overweight, angry, unpleasant man (in the bathroom, no less) to convince him to coach you. Getting out of a cell phone contract is easier than this.

6. And so you foolishly begin training without the two most crucial elements for bobsled success — ice and a real sled. Putting together Ikea furniture is easier than this.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

7. Real bobsledding is probably easier than this.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

8. Working out hungover is easier than this.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

9. Turning down a Nutella-filled donut is easier than this.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

10. And your coach forces you to become a human popsicle.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

11. Nobody will believe in you. Instead they just laugh in your face. Texting your ex-boyfriend would be less humiliating than this.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

12. But now you’ve committed all your free time to training with your weird teammates. One of whom keeps a lucky egg in his pants.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

13. Then there’s this guy who is terrifying.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

14. Who also aspires to live in Buckingham Palace.

Who also aspires to live in Buckingham Palace.

15. You also spend your time sharing a bathtub with three other men. You must really want this.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

16. How on earth are you going to win the Olympics with these weirdos?

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

17. Well, you don’t. Because learning how to do this is really difficult. And now you have to pretend you’re okay with carrying your sled across the finish line.

Proof That Pretty Much Everything In Life Is Easier Than Being On A Jamaican Bobsled Team

18. So the next time you feel like you just can’t do it, remember to tell yourself this…

So the next time you feel like you just can't do it, remember to tell yourself this...

19. Because then you’ll be able to conquer the world. And it’ll be magic.

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