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The Worst Thing About Kids’ Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

1. So your kid wants to go to a birthday party, a staple of happy childhood memories.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

2. Which is cool because you know they have the best BFF in the universe and you could use a child-free afternoon.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

3. Oh shit, the RSVP says “Parents Welcome” which is code for “Socially unacceptable to kick them out of the car as you drive by.”

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

4. Which means…two hours in an enclosed space with other parents.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

5. Time to man up. If you go to their party, they’ll have to come to yours. Parent Law. You can do this. For your child’s social future.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

6. You get to the party, and your kid is instantly like…

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

7. Stranding you alone in a group of adults you’d never socialize with if you hadn’t all shot babies out of your lady parts in the same year.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

8. You attempt small talk.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

9. Only to discover your opposing viewpoints on literally everything from child-rearing to favorite television show.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

10. Then someone brings up church. Or politics.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

11. Oh thank God, the food’s here. Time to check in with your kid.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

12. “Are you having a good time? Yes? Are you sure? Because we can go. I don’t mind, we can totally go. I’ll take you to get ice cream. Oh you want to stay? Oh…okay.”

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

13. Did that…did that parent just cut up a nine-year-old’s pizza into bite sized pieces? Judging. Them.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

14. Did…did one of those uppity bitches just try to parent your kid?

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

15. Can we please just sing happy birthday to this little shit so we can all eat cake and go home?

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

16. Great, time for presents. Where everyone will try to guess how much you spent on the gift and judge you accordingly.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

17. And just when you think you can’t go on…

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

18. The party host announces that time is up and thanks everyone for coming.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

19. And while everyone else makes empty promises about getting coffee, you grab your kid and are like “Thanks for having us.”

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

20. You did it! You made it through the valley of the shadow of parenting.

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents

21. Oh, there’s another party next week?

The Worst Thing About Kids' Birthday Parties Is The Other Parents
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