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Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

1. Hello, human BuzzFeed reader. Please make sure your computing device is fully powered before we begin.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

You are about to experience mass futuristic excellence in the field of music. Prepare yourselves for the robot geniuses known as “Daft Punk.”

2. The dawn of a new revolution is upon us.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

And it’s going to blow your puny non-cyborg mind.

3. Your new overlords are bent on advancing the musical landscape to a much cooler and more complex place.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

Their sleek appearance alone speaks of greater things to come.

4. Daft Punk has mastered your feeble wooden instruments with ease.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

Their dexterous robotic digits produce sounds unlike any others previously heard by man.

5. And they manipulate mainframes of sound to suit their robotic whims.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

No actual humans could make songs as great as theirs, so they are obviously fit to rule the sonic world.

6. Do not try to stand in their way.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

Daft Punk cannot be stopped, and those who resist the revolution will be extinguished.

7. But don’t worry, either — love is what they’re all about.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

The future won’t be a cold, dispassionate place just because human hearts will be obsolete. Daft Punk is all about that ex machina kind of romance, girl.

8. Also, they have really cool headgear.

Also, they have really cool headgear.

This is a significant upgrade from the baseball caps of modern times.

9. Note that they have enlisted a sexy, dancing army to aid them in their domination.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

And come on, you know you want to join up.

10. Also? Their domiciles are arguably way cooler than ours.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

Fuck an apartment building, let’s go live in NEON PYRAMIDS.

11. Bearing all of this in mind, the future’s looking pretty good, huh?

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

Daft Punk’s world is way more interesting than the one we live in now, so you should embrace our robotic rulers.

12. NOW IS THE TIME TO RISE UP.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

Show your allegiance with the new regime by partying like it’s 2371.

13. So bow to Daft Punk as commanders of the musical universe.

Daft Punk Prove That Robots Should Take Over

THE FUTURE IS NOW, PEOPLE. And guess what? It’s going to be awesome.

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