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A Tribute To Tinkerbell Cosmetics

1. Once upon a time, (more specifically, in the 1980s or ’90s) in a grocery store or pharmacy within a 10-mile radius…


There lived a girl. This girl is you. And all she wanted was to be the prettiest girl in all the land.

2. You venture out to said grocery store with the king or queen, alternately known as mom or dad. You surreptitiously guide the cart into the innocent-seeming bath and body isle…

You venture out to said grocery store with the king or queen, alternately known as mom or dad. You surreptitiously guide the cart into the innocent-seeming bath and body isle...

3. You’re just looking. For stuff you might need. “I need a bar of soap,” you say with purpose. When all of a sudden — what’s this? — you pass some pink packaging, “OH WOW LOOK AT THIS MOM THIS IS COOL.”

You're just looking. For stuff you might need. "I need a bar of soap," you say with purpose. When all of a sudden — what's this? — you pass some pink packaging, "OH WOW LOOK AT THIS MOM THIS IS COOL."

4. Can I please pretty please get this? *puppy dog face*

Can I please pretty please get this? *puppy dog face*

5. Please? It’s sooooo beautiful.

Please? It's sooooo beautiful.

6. It’s so pretty I need it.

It's so pretty I need it.

7. If you are with dad — score! You win! He has caved either because he is a pushover or he knows you’re also reading My Body, My Self and just can’t deal.

If you are with dad — score! You win! He has caved either because he is a pushover or he knows you're also reading My Body, My Self and just can't deal.
Source: pinterest.com

8. It is probably the latter. Your father is weirded out by you and you guys never talk or hug anymore, but never fear! Tinkerbell cosmetics totally fill that void.

It is probably the latter. Your father is weirded out by you and you guys never talk or hug anymore, but never fear! Tinkerbell cosmetics totally fill that void.

Tinkerbell: The next best thing to a hug (but both are even better!)

Source: ebay.com

9. If you’re with mom she’ll be like NO. You’ll be like, “But mooooom whyyy.”

If you're with mom she'll be like NO. You'll be like, "But mooooom whyyy."
Source: ebay.com

10. “You don’t need makeup. You’re just a little girl,” she’ll say.

"You don't need makeup. You're just a little girl," she'll say.
Source: ebay.com

11. You’re prepared for this response and you’ll tell her, “But it’s not real makeup.” (It is real makeup.) “It’s pretend! And it’s a peel-off nail polish that won’t mess up the carpet.”

You're prepared for this response and you'll tell her, "But it's not real makeup." (It is real makeup.) "It's pretend! And it's a peel-off nail polish that won't mess up the carpet."

12. She pauses. She’s considering…

She pauses. She's considering...

13. …inspecting the package. What’s in this stuff anyway?

...inspecting the package. What's in this stuff anyway?

14. I really need this for school.

I really need this for school.

15. And then she gives you the silent, size-you-up stare. Your mother is Betty Draper.

And then she gives you the silent, size-you-up stare. Your mother is Betty Draper.
Source: pinterest.com

16. But you are Sally Draper. You can take it.

But you are Sally Draper. You can take it.
Source: etsy.com

17. And finally she says, “fine.” In exchange, she will make you perform a horrible chore, but for now you don’t care. You won! You have all the things! You are a pretty, pretty Tinkerbell girl.

And finally she says, "fine." In exchange, she will make you perform a horrible chore, but for now you don't care. You won! You have all the things! You are a pretty, pretty Tinkerbell girl.

And they all lived happily ever after. (Until you forgot to take your lipstick out of your pants pocket and it ruined the entire wash.) THE END!

Source: pinterest.com
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