You won’t need it anyways. You don’t have any time to hit the club.
You look really pathetic in your old Letters to Cleo shirt, but it looks ADORABLE on your baby!
I bet you’re soooo glad you sowed all of your wild oats at those music festivals of your youth because now your baby has an entire wardrobe to show for it.
Don’t complain about destroying your CD collection. We all know you’ve sold out with your Spotify Premium subscription.
Follow this tutorial.
Maybe with all of the money you’ve saved on your kid’s accessories, you can go buy some GROWNUP SOCKS.
You can reminisce about all of the bottles of Miller Light you drank in college each time you enter your baby’s nursery.
What better way to let everyone know you won’t be drinking for the next 9 months?
Hahahahah. You thought you’d just be using that thing to take filtered pictures of your brunch forever, didn’t you?
The best part is that this can be turned right back into a crib, if you want to do the baby thing over again.
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