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    You were bored with a capital B. Sighing loudly, you walked outside to grab something to eat. Admiring the basket of fruits that sat elegantly on the counter, you rushed towards it.
     SPLAT.
     Feeling cold gooeyness on your shirt, you freaked out momentarily. Then you were bombarded with more of the offending material.
     "Kesesesesese~!"
     You grabbed a handful of the egg yolks that the annoying Prussian had attacked you with and flung it at him. Missing spectacularly, it only made him laugh harder.
     "April Fool's [Name]!" he exclaimed, before leaving you to clean up the cold eggy mess.
     "CURSE YOU GILBERT!"

...

     After cleaning up the mess, following a shower and a new change of clothes, you sulked in your room.
     "That stupid Prussian...who does he think he is...tricking me like that...I'll get him back..." you growled under your breath.
     "Bonjour [Name], did he get you too?"
     You looked up to see Francis, giving you a sympathetic look.
     "Hey. And yeah, he did."
     "Gilbert got me too!" a certain Spaniard announced, arriving in your room along with France.
     "If only we could get him back..." you muttered under your breath.
     Then an evil grin lit up your face, it's horror spreading across your features. "Hey guys, want to get back at that annoying Prussian?"
     The two nodded excitedly, leaning in closer to listen to what your horribly cruel plan was.
     "Here's what we do..."

...

     "N-No Antonio...not there!"
     "Don't worry chica~ I'll be slow..."
     "I-I heard it hurts the first time..."
     "We'll make sure it will be an enjoyable first time mon amour~"
     The voices of [Name], Francis, and Antonio were caught by Prussia. Leaning in closer, he pressed his ear against the door wondering what the three of you were doing.
     "S-Stop! I don't like this one bit!"
     "You know you want it~!"
     A loud audible moan then followed, triggering a very violent nosebleed for Gilbert. Covering his brightly red face with his hand, his eyes widened at what you guys were doing in there.
     Excitement building, he flung open the door and shouted-
     "Let ze awesome Prussia join you!"
     SPLAT.
     A bucket of wet oatmeal, watery flour, eggs, and mashed bananas greeted the awesome Prussian in the face. Much to his surprise, the three of you were indeed on [Name]'s bed but you all were laughing instead of- well- what he expected to see.
     Giving France and Spain the cue, the three of you announced with uncontrollable laughter-
     "APRIL FOOL'S GILBERT!"

~April Fool's~
I regret nothing.

I do not own the picture, the Bad Touch Trio, or Hetalia. This wise man does :iconhimaruyaplz:
I own the overall story and plot.

Tell me if you think I should put a mature content label...I didn't because I figured it wasn't too graphic. But if you guys want one, just tell me and I will immediately.

Happy April Fool's Day Gilbert.
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