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22 Things We Learned From Season 3 Of "The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills"

1. Implying that you’ve slept with everyone is not the best way to make a first impression.

Implying that you've slept with everyone is not the best way to make a first impression.

But if you’re Brandi, you’ll manage to charm your new friend, anyway.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

2. Skinny people get drunk faster.

Skinny people get drunk faster.

Go home, Taylor, you’re drunk.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

3. Did anyone ask you to sing? Then don’t sing.

Did anyone ask you to sing? Then don't sing.

This is David Foster’s house, not a goddamn karaoke bar.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

4. Some people love to stir the pot.

Some people love to stir the pot.

And then they don’t even show up at the reunion to finish what they started. Uncool, Malooves.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

5. Total neutrality is impossible, no matter how desperately you try.

Total neutrality is impossible, no matter how desperately you try.

And those lame attempts make you look like an asshole in the long run. Just saying!

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

6. The morally corrupt will never be redeemed.

The morally corrupt will never be redeemed.

Is this the last we’ve seen of the MCFR? Let’s hope.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

7. A filthy mouth doesn’t mean you don’t have feelings.

A filthy mouth doesn't mean you don't have feelings.

Brandi’s a self-proclaimed slut, not a self-proclaimed robot.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

8. Some husbands are better seen than heard.

Some husbands are better seen than heard.

I’m sure Mauricio is very good at his business. But also, shut up.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

9. Not everyone gets to be interesting.

Not everyone gets to be interesting.

Better luck next time, Marisa!

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

10. [redacted]

[redacted]

Sorry, missed this one. I think Bravo bleeped it out?

Image by Marlene Cronman/Bravo

11. Stripper classes are the best way to achieve financial independence.

Stripper classes are the best way to achieve financial independence.

Your real friends get that, and will support your pole-dancing endeavors.

Image by Marlene Cronman/Bravo

12. Whenever you play the game of scones, you either win or you die.

Whenever you play the game of scones, you either win or you die.

Adrienne Maloof is such a Lannister.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

13. The key to a happy marriage is letting him flirt.

The key to a happy marriage is letting him flirt.

Brandi is touching Lisa’s husband, and look how chill Lisa is. Thirty years together for a reason, OK?

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

14. Even people who hate each other can have a good time together.

Even people who hate each other can have a good time together.

Cheers to never seeing each other when the cameras aren’t rolling!

Image by Marc Piaseck/Bravo

15. Blondes have more fun.

Blondes have more fun.

Their brunette friends can hang, too.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

16. True love exists. You just have to be English.

True love exists. You just have to be English.

Sweetest moment on any Housewife series. Who knew we had any love left in our hearts?

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

17. We all have thoughts we shouldn’t say out loud.

We all have thoughts we shouldn't say out loud.

Like that Kyle wants Kim to relapse, or that Kim made Yolanda carry her poo-stained pillow. Where did the poo come from? Crap, now I’m thinking about it again.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

18. You must never question a recovering alcoholic’s sobriety, even when she’s not acting sober.

You must never question a recovering alcoholic's sobriety, even when she's not acting sober.

They don’t actually teach that one in AA.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

19. The right people appreciate total honesty.

The right people appreciate total honesty.

The right people are Yolanda, Brandi, and anyone they associate with.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

20. It’s not being bitchy if you’re Dutch.

It's not being bitchy if you're Dutch.

Also: Lyme disease.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

21. At the end of the day, the classiest people just don’t give a shit.

At the end of the day, the classiest people just don't give a shit.

Lisa and Ken, giving zero fucks once again.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo

22. Small animals always steal the show.

Small animals always steal the show.

Congratulations, Giggy. Here’s to another great season.

Image by Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo
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