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Fan Art / Fan Fiction / Romance©2013 ~JenThaoS

Catfish (John x Reader)

[John x Reader one-shot]

----Define what a C A T F I S H is.

Catfish: someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.

-[Urban Dictionary]

……...

Somewhere in Washington:

-ghostyTrickster [GT] began pestering (chumHandle) [__] at XX :

[GT]: hey ______!

[GT]: i’m so happy to see that you’re online.

[__]: Well of course I’m online, because you’re here ;3

[__]: I always feel so happy when I’m talking to you~!

[__]: Talking to you is definitely the highlight of my day!

[GT]: eh heheheh, yeah, the feeling is definitely mutual.

[GT]: so how are you today?

………..

_______’s Apartment:

With a goofy smile, I closed my laptop, letting out a dreamy sigh. I was in the most perfect relationship with this amazing guy named John. Giggling like a schoolgirl, I fell onto my bed, squealing into the blankets as I recalled our flirty conversation from earlier.

Wanting the last image before I fall asleep to be of John, I quickly grabbed my ‘Droid and surfed through the web, opening Facebook and scrolling through my newsfeed until I saw a status update from John.

just had a great night talking to ______, hope you have sweet dreams, babe.

Blushing at the nickname, I took my time and admired his profile picture.

He had light blonde hair that seemed to across his forehead. His features were chiseled, totally fit for a model as sunglasses covered his red eyes. Letting out another dreamy sigh, I gently kissed the screen, blushing as I snuggled closer to the blankets.

John Egbert was everything I could have wanted in an ideal boyfriend. We had been seeing each other for about 8 months now, and I couldn’t have been any happier, despite our relationship being online and him living in Texas, the distance didn’t make me love him any less.

He was sweet, always attentive. He always listened to what I had to say and called me beautiful on a daily basis.

The only problem in our relationship was that every time I brought on the subject of wanting to meet him face-to-face, he would shy away, saying that he didn’t have time to.

I had offered on several occasions to come fly to where he was, but he would immediately panic, stating that I didn’t need to, that someday, when he had the courage, he would come to me.

That all I had to do was wait for him.

I didn’t know what he meant by that.

[2 Months Later]

-(chumHandle) [__] began pestering ghostyTrickster [GT] at XX :

[__]: John, I want to see you

[__]: Right NOW.

[__]: I don’t understand…why can’t we see each other?

[__]: Talk to each other via webcam? Can’t we at least trade numbers and talk on the phone?

[__]: Or something?

[__]: Are you even online?

[__]: Ugh, forget it, okay? Just…pester me back. Love you.

-(chumHandle) [__] ceased pestering ghostyTrickster [GT]…

End of Classes at the University:

With a bitter expression on my face, I walked along the campus sidewalk with my best friend, Rose. She was going on about her Prob and Stats class as I stared blankly at the ground.

“______? _____!” My head immediately snapped up as I looked over at Rose. “Ah, s-sorry, did you say something?”

Rose gave me a sigh as she crossed her arms. “Are you thinking about John again?”

Biting my lip, I nodded. I honestly didn’t want to hear another lecture from her about how online relationships ‘hardly ever work out’ but knowing Rose, there was no way in Hell she would pass up a good lecture.

Letting out another sigh, my friend with expertise reasoning led me to one of the benches near the shade of an oak tree. “Talk, what happened?”

So I told her everything, about how much I loved John and how he refused to meet me time and time again. “I don’t know what the problem is, why does he not want to see me face to face?!”

She considered my story for a moment, not answering for several minutes. Suddenly, she pulled out her phone and began texting someone. “Rose, what’re you doing?”

She frowned at the slender screen of her phone, pressing a few buttons as she answered. “I’m not liking the sound of this John guy, at all. The fact that you haven’t even heard the sound of his voice is enough to set off an alarm in my head. So…” With a few more button bashing on her phone, she stored away her phone. “I’m hiring a good friend of mine to find this John Egbert.”

“What?! But…how can your friend find him?!”

Rose merely gave me a snort. “He’s my friend, Sollux, the best hacker that I know. If he can’t find the guy, NO ONE can.”

(30 Minutes Later)

In Rose’s Dorm:

Leaning my head against the foot of her bed, I watched with mild interest as she began typing away furiously against her laptop.

I looked calm and in control, but on the inside, I was a nervous wreck. I was happy that Rose had finally agreed to help me, but at the same time, I was feeling sick to my stomach of what she would discover.

Fifteen minutes later, I heard Rose mutter a few profanities.

“W-what is it, what happened?” I immediately got off the floor, standing close to her desk as she turned.

“John Egbert lives here, in Washington, not in Texas.”

My mind was spinning. Was she being serious?

What else did John lie about? I felt sick just thinking about it.

Next to her laptop, her printer whirled to life as a sheet with directions on it was seen coming out of it. “Feel like taking a field trip? Cuz I’d like to kick the ass of the boy who tricked you.”

[>>>>>>>Fast Forward]

Maple Valley, Washington:

“Alright, we’re at the douche’s house, come on ______.”

“Wait!” Before Rose could get out of the car and start a scene, I held up my hands. “Please Rose, let me handle this by myself. This is my problem.”

Considering my words for a few seconds, she slowly nodded, placing her hand back on the steering wheel. “Okay, but if you don’t come out in the next fifteen minutes, I’m coming with you for back up.”

“Thank you, Rose, for everything.” With a nod, I slowly got out of the car and made my way to the two-story house.

It looked completely normal; the perfect suburban house that kids would have spent their childhood years in. My heart was caught painfully against my throat as I walked up the porch steps, raising my hand as I knocked on the wooden door.

From inside the house, I heard the footsteps bounding down the steps as the door suddenly opened.

He appeared stunned as my heart sank.

In front of me was a boy with glasses and messy black hair. His true blue eyes widened as a deep blush covered his face.

“_-_____!” The fact that he knew my name proved to me that he was actually John, and that he was not the blonde boy I thought I was talking to.

With tears stinging my eyes, I let out a pained whisper. “Why?”

“You lied to me! WHY?” Refusing to let myself feel guilt at the pained expression on his face, I continued. “Was this some elaborate prank? To make a fool out of me?” He tried reaching out to me, his blue eyes watering slightly.

“______, no, I do love you, I just-“

“I don’t want to hear it!” Turning away, I gave him a scathing look through my tears. “Don’t ever talk to me again, I’m done playing your games, we’re through John, FOR GOOD!”

[>>>>>>>>Fast Forward]

(1 Week Later)

-ghostyTrickster [GT] began pestering (chumHandle) [__] at XX :

[GT]: ______, please, forgive me

[GT]: i never meant to hurt you!

[GT]: i was such a coward, afraid that you would reject me.

[GT]: please, _______-

-(chumHandle) [__] blocked ghostyTrickster [GT]-

My mind screamed at me to forgive him, to listen to what he had to say, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do so. With choking sobs, I buried my face within my pillow. From beside my head, my phone began vibrating, probably another call from Rose.

God, I was pathetic. I was the one who broke it off, but I still felt like shit.

That was when I realized that I truly did love John, regardless of what he looked like and what he did.

My mind came back to the pained expression I had seen on his face when I confronted him, how devastated he looked.

With a fresh waterfall of tears streaming from my eyes, I swallowed painfully, trying to forget him.

A few minutes passed as I heard a knock at my door. Sniffing, I dragged myself out of bed, going towards the door as I opened it.

Revealing John himself.

“______!” The relief and pure joy on his face was too much as I suddenly shut the door in his face. His reflexes were fast though, as his arm immediately stopped the door from closing all the way. “______, please, let me explain. This passed week has been hell for me without talking to you.”

Unable to ignore the longing in his voice, I carefully opened it, stepping aside as he walked in. Closing the door, I gasped when I felt his arms cage me against the door, pressing his lips against mine. With a moan, I returned his kiss. He suddenly pulled away, licking the tears on my cheek as he sighed.

“I didn’t mean to hurt you. You must know that although I used a fake profile, every message I sent you, every one of my conversations held genuine feelings for you.”

Gently, he caressed my cheek, gazing into my eyes as I fought back the urge to burst out in tears. “Girls always rejected me, going for my friends because I was never good enough compared to them.”

“Which is what made me use my best friend’s picture as my profile. I wanted to see for myself what it was like for someone to fall for me, even if that love was fake.”

With a groan, he gently rubbed his forehead against mine. “And then I met you through pesterchum. It was so easy to talk to you, I felt that I could reveal my true self to you and you wouldn’t judge me.”

“But sadly, I was a coward. Although I loved you, I was afraid to show you my true self, because if you rejected me, I would’ve died for sure.”

Kissing my forehead, I felt my whole body begin to warm up from that simple gesture. “I was so afraid, so I waited for the right moment, but it never seemed to come up.”

“Please, ______, forgive me, I can’t stand it when you’re mad at me. Please say you feel the same way.”

Letting out a sob, I quickly wrapped my arms around his neck, conveying my forgiveness in a form of a kiss that he was all too happy to return.
Alright! I've got all of my oneshots done for all of the HS boys -w- I am immensely proud of this one <3 This is obviously based on the movie and show Catfish, where the relationship works out well <3

[don't own Homestuck, or you]

**DON'T COPY THIS PLOT, plagiarism is unacceptable in my book.
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