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10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

1. Take your job seriously.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Apparently Nick takes bar-tending seriously now? And said serious responsibilities seriously turn Jess on.

And you will get day-dreaming, lip-biting gazes.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

2. Know how to do your laundry.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

There’s a separate compartment for the soap u guise!

3. And mention it’s natural corollary.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

And you will get a starring role in dirty thoughts AND shame filled rage.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

4. Compliment an average, everyday outfit.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

A very, very, very plain and normal dress compared to Jess Day’s usual affinity for flair. (Still obviously stunning though).

And the lust running (away) will commence.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

5. Gently remove fallen eyelashes.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

And you will get putty in your hands.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

SWOON.

6. Mention that you might actually take care of yourself.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Apparently Nick’s also eating salad now? As an entire meal?

And you will get the Lord’s name in vain.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

AKA FRUSTRATION.

7. Pull chain manfully in a hardware store.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Nope, not a euphemism.

And you will get an actual A/C fueled mandatory cool down.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

8. Have a bubble belly.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

And you will get an epic declaration of, er, lust?

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

9. DO NOT introduce her as a ‘room friend’ to the girl you’re sleeping with.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Who you failed to mention you were sleeping with.

Bad. Job. Miller.

Because you will get a genuinely pissed off walk away.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

10. But when all else fails: Just lay it all on the line.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Woah. Whoa. Woah.

Because you will probably get a very sincere answer.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

A very nice, sincere answer.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Don’t be concerned if the nice part of that goes away quickly though.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Like really quickly.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Just remember,

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

If you accidentally ruin everything anyway.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

There’s always still hope.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day

Bonus! MOST ATTRACTIVE NICK MILLER MOMENT OF THE NIGHT.

10 Ways To Seduce Jess Day
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