THERE IS NOT BACON IN EVERY BITE.
Basketweave that bacon.
Add one teaspoon of baking soda. It’ll make the shell come off effortlessly.
Make a cupcake sandwich. Equal frosting to cake ratio in every bite.
The bobby pins are constantly sliding out of your hair and coming loose.
Everything gets even hotter with the oven on.
Best car air freshener ever.
You reach your sponge down, accidentally cut yourself on one of the blades, and start bleeding everywhere.
The shit is just spilling out everywhere.
Use lettuce leaves as a taco liner. Even if the taco shell breaks, your taco contents are still contained.
You’re a slob. You’re only human.
File folded clothes to save space.
You’ll get much more juice out. Another tip: microwave for a few seconds. It’ll make the lemon softer and more squeezable.
You are wasting so much valuable potato!
After boiling the potato, put into cold water for 5 minutes. Twist the potato skin off with your hands — it should come right off.
Put on a thick pair of socks and then put on your shoes. Aim a hairdryer at the shoes, concentrating on the tighter spots. Wiggle your toes and feet around. Keep them on while they cool.
Remove the socks and test out shoes. They should be stretched out, but if not, just repeat the process.
You haven’t quite mastered how not to get jelly all over yourself.
You have no excuse.
Pinch the bottom ends and split open. You’ll end up with a cartoon-perfect banana peel, plus it eliminates the stringy stuff.
As if you had all the goddamn time in the world to spend on a stupid salad.
Cut the pomegranate in half, submerge in cold water, and extract the seeds from under the water. They’ll release effortlessly from the papery membrane and sink to the bottom of the bowl.
An entire container of these dainty little candies, consumed in one sitting, like a heathen.
The Tic Tac dispenser is specifically engineered to allot ONE AT A TIME.
HAHA you actually use your hands to hold the bag??
Roll up the bottom to create a snack bowl. You can now serve chips at parties without having to dirty yet another bowl.
Use your fingers to begin the process of the crushing. Get the full directions here.
You could crush a can the civilized way.